BEST LAS VEGAS STRIP CLUBS REVIEWS
Best Place to Spot a Celebrity: Crazy Horse III
It’s not uncommon to see the red carpet rolled out for reality TV stars, porn stars, and even an actual celebrity every now and then, including Carmen Electra (she celebrated her birthday here). Even Snoop Dogg is known for throwing parties at the venue’s in-house Posh nightclub. Crazy Horse III is the third incarnation of the famous crazy horse of Las Vegas. The name carries a lot of history and not all of it good, but this version is operated by new owners and management sharing only the name with the old Crazy Horse clubs. Second only to Sapphire in square footage Crazy Horse III is firmly established in the “mega club” category.
Cheetahs Gentlemen’s Club. Off the Strip
If the place looks familiar, it’s because the 1995 movie Showgirls was filmed here, or because you’re a local and have taken advantage of the free admission afforded to people from the 702, to watch a game, swill discounted drinks or hang with the manager, who, in his previous career, was the Wrestling Observer Newsletter’s “Most Embarrassing” professional wrestler for 1992, “Papa Shango”.
Best Place To Take a Swim: Sapphire. Off the Strip
A lot of Vegas pools give you a chance to hang out with hot girls in bikinis and drink booze, but there’s only one Vegas pool that’s owned by an actual topless bar, and therefore gives you a chance to hang out with hot girls in … less than bikinis and drink booze.
Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club contains a heady air of possibilities from the minute you touch down at the club. It’s elegance is spread across three floors. And it’s a world-class event center and nightclub featuring five affixed bars and crowned with a year-round oasis of bliss on the rooftop with space for nearly 1,200 visitors. Adorned by relaxing curtains and cabaret-style sofas, you’ll find a comfortable escape from the action.
Kings of Hustler is an intimate venue with elegant décor and alluring lighting. There’s plenty of seating around the stage, so you’ll never miss a moment of the action. And there’s plenty of room at the bar so you can work on those nerves.
Ripped men perform for your viewing pleasure throughout the night. Amateurs and pros alike grace the stage, and they’ll even grace your lap for a fee. But if that’s not your thing, you can always hang out by and/or ride the six-foot mechanical penis. Yeah. They have that.
Sophia’s Gentlemens Club
Embrace your inner Christian Gray, don’t worry we’ll keep your secret. Sophia’s Gentlemen’s Club combines elegance with a whole lotta sexy. Talk about the perfect bachelor party, the club offers eight private 10 x 12 VIP rooms, a big stage, and a lineup of hot mamas. Awoogah!
No shirt, no shoes, no service. Be smart and dress to impress. These ladies want to see you just as much as you want to see them.
Side note: All locals get in FO FREE! That gives you more money to throw at the ladies, or pay for a little something extra if you know what I’m saying. Embrace the sin in Sin City and channel your provocative side.